Urine bottles are in full bloom

Happy almost-Spring! The mystery gardener should be back soon to work on the community garden on Woodside Ave and 72nd Street. Meanwhile, I have been trying to keep it litter-free. I picked out all the litter on Saturday morn-- down to every last cig butt. Sunday morning, the garden was still almost immaculate. But someone did leave me a little something: a big ol' bottle of frothy piss (yes, since I poured this liquid down the sewer grate I can attest that it was indeed urine). So, to recap: a wonderful neighbor planted this garden, an obese OGCLE cleans this garden once a week. And people STILL dump garbage and human waste here. Apparently, we just cannot have anything nice :(